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Finally, in in your dreams we report exclusive tonight of a secret deal between Apple and Sony. The Vaio raNGE Of computers are to be bundled with a dual boot cd where the user can choose from either windows vista or mas osx. Bill gates is said to have known about this secret deal for quite some time, and indeed is eledged to have made Microsoft windows vista less stable than it could have been. Gates has recently increased his personal share of apple computer to 35%


super trucks/cider truckers


The second word I even spoke - apparently - was lorry. The first was we’we. We wont go into that now. Save the fact that it was too late. Besides, that is technically two words. So I guess ‘lorry was the third word I ever spoke.

Since the age of five (ok, I admit it, I was slightly lete in the development of my enlsig language, hence missing a series  of we we moments) I had been obsessive and lorries, or as we call them these days - trucks. We have gone ‘all american these days. Its all about taking the elvelator, renting a car ,and getting ‘regular cokes’. What is an irregular coke? One that failed to meet the high stanrdards of the quality control? I guess ( yet another Americanism there) an irregular coke is marketed as ‘Perpssi’.

Where was I? I’m barely at the second paragraph, yet have deviated off track.  Dogression if you will - at its best.


club nmypho...

all the way, baby


 was this girl in the vlub i'd been wathciong all night long





i could tell by the look in her eye we ereee going to let along, yeah

there wont but one chick in the place that me my standards coz thier high

told her there aint no one else round here that gets my soul exiginted

that was enough to raise a smile - cjick look kind of exitied

so i invited her to my table

told her to wave her freinds goodbye....

so she did - yeah

told her i got krug waiting back at the krib

waved her my keys and said 'meet you out front by the f50'


she was sitting in the driving seat - strearto pumping pure bass, yeah, bass yeah....
she turned down my stero for a second

said my do i drive?


i walked round ot the passanger side and said:

you know i'll be driving later - if i survive....








club nmypho...

all the way, baby


 was this girl in the vlub i'd been wathciong all night long





i could tell by the look in her eye we ereee going to let along, yeah

there wont but one chick in the place that me my standards coz thier high

told her there aint no one else round here that gets my soul exiginted

that was enough to raise a smile - cjick look kind of exitied

so i invited her to my table

told her to wave her freinds goodbye....

so she did - yeah

told her i got krug waiting back at the krib

waved her my keys and said 'meet you out front by the f50'


she was sitting in the driving seat - strearto pumping pure bass, yeah, bass yeah....
she turned down my stero for a second

said my do i drive?


i walked round ot the passanger side and said:

you know i'll be driving later - if i survive....





club nmypho

all the way, baby


 was this girl in the vlub i'd been wathciong all night long



i could tell by the look in her eye we ereee going to let along, yeah

there wont but one chick in the place that me my standards coz thier high

told her there aint no one else round here that gets my soul exiginted

that was enough to raise a smile - cjick look kind of exitied

so i invited her to my table

told her to wave her freinds goodbye....

so she did - yeah

told her i got krug waiting back at the krib

waved her my keys and said 'meet you out front by the f50'


she was sitting in the driving seat - strearto pumping pure bass, yeah, bass yeah....
she turned down my stero for a second

said my do i drive?


i walked round ot the passanger side and said:

you know i'll be driving later - if i survive....








club nmypho

all the way, baby


 was this girl in the vlub i'd been wathciong all night long



i could tell by the look in her eye we ereee going to let along, yeah

there wont but one chick in the place that me my standards coz thier high

told her there aint no one else round here that gets my soul exiginted

that was enough to raise a smile - cjick look kind of exitied

so i invited her to my table

told her to wave her freinds goodbye....

so she did - yeah

told her i got krug waiting back at the krib

waved her my keys and said 'meet you out front by the f50'


she was sitting in the driving seat - strearto pumping pure bass, yeah, bass yeah....
she turned down my stero for a second

said my do i drive?


i walked round ot the passanger side and said:

you know i'll be driving later - if i survive....